The Arcade Fire's Tour Rider (???)
I’d like to go on record here as saying this is fake and a spoof and a goof. However, making it’s way around the internet right now is a “leaked” rider from the Arcade Fire’s Reflektor tour.
I wish the magic inside of me wasn’t dead to the point where i could go “OMG ORGANIC GUMMY BEARS HIPSTERS LOL!” but i am. I’m dead inside, i’m hip to the internet’s look at me all the time! ways and i KNOW this is fake. I think the Garfield shirt tipped me over the edge. So rather than “lol!” i’ll say “well done, pranksman.”