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Dave Sawchuk’s To Do List:
[X] Become Music Director at the greatest radio station in Canada
[ ] Throw a touchdown to win the Super Bowl
[ ] Score the winning goal in game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals
[ ] Hit a home run in the bottom of the 9th to win the World Series
[ ] Win a Grammy for "Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals" (with Jack White)
[ ] Spend a summer on tour with "The Dudes" lugging gear, and singing backup
[ ] Whisper something in Chris Cornell's ear. (I don’t know what yet)
Hi! I’m Jon.
They say I should write this in third person, but I only know Jon on a first-person basis.
Truth be told I don’t like writing about myself/Jon. So here is an excerpt of my best friend's observations:
"Jon is what you would get if you crossed an old man with a teenager."
And, here's a review from Zoner Margaret M:
"Jon sound’s very proper and articulate. Yet from his photo’s he looks like a tattied-up Mike Myer's from Wayne's World, with Buddy Holly glasses."
My work here is done.
It's quite obvious that Bryan's real last name is not Boitano. It's actually Capistrano.
Sara P gave him the name Boitano when he first started as The Zone's Promotion Director. Before he even stepped foot in the building, Sara was telling the rest of the staff about "the new promo director, Bryan-- er... um... Boitano?"
Everyone laughed, the name stuck, and Bryan died a little inside.
Even though he's sort of stuck with it, he's kind of embraced the name and doesn't mind the occasional triple Salchow* joke.
* Who knew? It's not "sow cow"
Aside from being the Promotion Director, Bryan is the proud co-producer of his ever-so-adorable son, Ayden. So whenever you're out having a great time at a bar or show, know that Boitano is somewhere out there . . . not sleeping!
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There are very few things you need to know about Allie to confirm her powers of Super-Cool: She dressed as Ray Charles for Hallowe'en at age 5.
At age 7 she used a tiny Swiss Army knife to impress the class with her whittling prowess.
She could have become a vampire slayer, she could have spent her life lounging in a small Mediterranean town, she could have turned to the Dark Side and used her super-skills for evil. But her life was saved by rock 'n roll.
And now, as The Zone Ranger, Allie uses her powers of Super Cool to spread the gospel of modern rock . . . and get down.
One more thing: don’t ever challenge her to a dance off. You’ll lose.
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