When you start a search on Google, you can find the information you’re looking for faster using search predictions. Well… most of the time.
I decided that it was time for Google to re-imagine and re-write some Holiday songs. So all this December Google and myself are making some NEW UPDATED holiday classics.
I entered each line into the search function and took the autocompleted version of the rest of the lyric, and well….
Baby It’s Cold Outside
(as written by Google Autocomplete)
I really can’t stay – Baby speech milestones
I’ve got to go away – Baby driver cast
This evening has been – Been hoping that you’d drop it like it’s hot
So very nice – I’ll hold your hands, they’re taking the hobbits to isengard
My mother will start to worry – Beautiful, what’s your favourite color
My father will be pacing the floor – Listen to the fireplace baby gate
So really I’d better scurry – Beautiful, please don’t touch anything
Well Maybe just a half a drink more – Put some records on while on antibotics can I drink
The neighbors might think – Baby, it’s bad out for a rip
Say, what’s in this drink – No cabs to be had outlander season 3
I wish I knew how – Your eyes are like starlight casino buffet
To break this spell – I’ll take your hat, your hair is winter fire
I ought to say no, no, no, sir – Mind if I move a little princess
At least I’m gonna say that I tried – What’s the sense in hurting my lower stomach
I really can’t stay – Baby don’t hold your breathe
Ahh, but it’s cold sore
I simply must go – Baby, it’s cold symptoms
The answer is no – Ooh baby, it’s cold sore
This welcome has been – I’m lucky that you dropped the bomb on me
So nice and warm — Look out the wazoo
My sister will be suspicious – Man, your lips look like crispy bacon
My brother will be there at the door – Waves upon a burning body
My maiden aunt’s mind is vicious – Gosh your lips like crispy bacon
Well maybe just a cigarette more – Never such a good boy
I’ve got to get home – Oh, baby, you’ll float too
Say, lend me your comb – It’s up to your discretion
You’ve really been grand – Your eyes are like cameras
But don’t you see – How can you do this thing 1 and thing 2
There’s bound to be talk tomorrow – Making my life long love
At least there will be plenty implied – If you caught pneumonia from birds
I really can’t stay – Get over that old out
Ahh, but it’s cold beer and wine
Ahh, yes — many improvements!
What song should we
ruin update next?